10. Who has my lubricant for my tougne ring 9. What do you mean you can't serve me until 12pm.... 8. Tennis Anyone???? 7. Why can't I ever get laid 6. I feel pretty...............STUPID 5. Smoke em' if you got em' ( if you don't buy em') 4. You don't want to see my real hair color 3. "Uh...Hi this is John...please leave me a message" 2. I'm the most INFAMOUS guitar player ever..... 1. Cricken'